Maya’s being swallowed by 5 pillows and a fuzzy blanket while hugging her DS in the fetal position u ok
wow ok hi asks? i didn’t see you until just now? ok
SERIOUSLY GUY
YOU’RE GONNA WAIT UNTIL I’M FUCKING GONE FOR A WEEK AND THEN DEACTIVATE YOUR TUMBLR
I THOUGHT WE FUCKING HAD SOMETHING DUDE
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffuck
(also hi new followers welcome to my blog)
wow moira you fucking bitch i was literally starting to open the shop door when you locked it i don’t have a house yet and my inventory is full so now i have to wait outside until you reopen your fucking shop in the morning so i can sell you this shit and then go do your fucking quest for you wow rude much

~Tumblr Crushes~
potatoesinmysoul
albert-weskers-broken-condom
theprettylittlefangirl
brian-fish
99-agent-coulsons
cerabear
popitforanigga
36east
princesskise
um, hi
I got a text from a guy saying he was sad so I sent him a picture of a potato what the fuck is wrong with me why can’t I people skills??