background creidt!!!!!!! haha wow SPAACE
one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow
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THE METAL
im sorry but some ones quote was “hey! your potato salad is really good”?
Too hot to sleep with a blanket on but I’m too afraid of a ghost biting my toes off
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thebirkinator Asked: ((My sister had the rollarskating one with sparking rollarblades, we spent *HOURS* trying to set shit on fire with that))ROLLERSKATING WITH SPARKLING ROLLERBLADES WHAT THE FUCK THIS SHOULD BE A PART OF ME NOT A FUCKING DOLL IM SO MAD RN
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
ideas:
- netfics: just like netflix except it’s fanfic professionally acted out and produced instead of tv and movies
- icdb: international commercial database, like imdb except for commercials so we can find out who all the cuties in commercials are
i smell a worthwhile kickstarter
netfics is just gonna end up being porn isn’t it
^ pretty much…
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Anonymous Asked: i used to have one of those pooper scooper barbie dolls after the dog shits for the first time the only way to get it to shit again is to force feed it it's fecesOH MY FUCK I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT WAS SO FUCKED UP I WAS LIKE 9 OR SOME BULLSHIT WHEN THAT CAME OUT AND I JUST???????? WHAT THE FUCK MAN I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT FUCKIN SHIT
guy fieri or porcupine?????
